Navi Pillay: You still want a pound of flesh off Sri Lanka
Posted on June 2nd, 2010

Asoka Weerasinghe Kings Grove Crescent . Gloucester . Ontario . K1J 6G1 . Canada

June 1, 2010

Ms. Navi Pillay
UN High Commissioner for  Human Rights
Geneva, Switzerland

Cc: Ban ki-Moon, Secretary-General of the UN, New York, US

 Dear Navi Pillay:

Just read that you are still trying to get a pound of flesh off Sri Lanka requesting that Sri Lanka allow an international probe into the government’s final offensive against the Tamil Tiger terrorists last year.

Come on Navi, are you trying to tell us that you are suffering from Alzheimers with a partial memory loss.  You seem to be too young for that ailment, aren’t you?

Remember, it was only last year that the motion brought at the Human Rights Council for an independent investigation on War Crimes against Sri Lanka was defeated by 29 nations to 12 during that Special Session.  You must be crazy Navi to ignore 469,007,944 people representing those 29 countries who voted against the motion.  Stop acting like a Tin-Goddess,  Navi, Tin-Goddess Kali to be exact.

Remember how India’s Permanent Representative, A. Gopinathan who told members of the assembly of the UN Rights Council, pointing his finger directly at you, “It would be extremely unfortunate if inter-governmental decisions adopted by the Human Rights Council were to be ignored or set aside, and the High Commissioner and/or her office were to misinterpret them or wilfully neglect them or supersede them.”  It was then that when you were stripped garment by garment that you revealed that you were wearing an under-skirt with Tamil Tiger stripes.  So much for impartiality Navi, but then, I understand that blood is thicker than water.  You come from the same Tamil tribe as the Tamil Tigers who are Tamils.

It is obvious that you have not heard and if you have indeed heard what President Mahinda Rajapaksa had said, you obviously do not understand simple spoken English.  Perhaps his accent may have put you off as you speak English with a South African-Tamil accent. 

This is what he had to say to an Al-Jazeera TV reporter on May 28: “I don’t want my internal matters to be inquired by any other country or any other NGOs. We will look after that.”  Since your organization is not a country it is obvious that your UN Commission for Human Rights falls into the category of NGOs.  So there you are Navi Pillay, stop bothering this man as he has more important business to attend to for his country.  Don’t be like a pestering little incorrigible kid sucking at a Popsicle and asking, “Mummy can I have a Popsicle”.

I appreciate your difficulty to get over the killing of your Tamil nephew Velu-Pillay (Prabhakaran)  having got killed  on May 18, 2009 by a gun shot wound on his forehead trying to fight the Sri Lankan Armed Forces.

But Navi, don’t you understand that this stupid idiot nephew of yours was flirting with death since about 1970 and that death by a gun shot wound would eventually catch up with him?  He shoots at soldiers and they shoot back, and that is the normal drill of a war.  So why the heck are you angry with Sri Lanka?  Don’t you think that it is time you got over it as well as end your time of mourning for this rascal nephew of yours?

It is time that you change your Tiger striped underskirt which has been showing from under your dress for the past one year and get into something nice”¦may be a sexy pink satin silk form fitting under-gown.  Ummmm”¦that would look yummy on a pretty Tamilian woman like you.

Don’t you think it is time for you to turn a new page in your life and at work?  Stop being a busy body nosing your way into Sri Lanka’s internal affairs as they have now begun to ignore you.  Don’t you see that?

Go to the Hindu temple and tell the poosari that you want him to conduct the final rites pooja as you want to cut your nephew Velu-Pillay’s (Prabhakaran) soul out of your orbit so that you can get on with your life.    Tell the poosari that if your nephew Velu-Pillay’s soul can live in many planes after death, to ask him to bugger-off and go as far away from you as possible clutching the hands of Yamaraj, the Lord of Hell. That should do it.

Since your link to Sri Lanka really is your nephew, the ruthless terrorist Velu-Pillay (Prabakaran) who made Sri Lanka a killing field,  you will now be able to ignore that little island nation and forget your stupidity wanting Sri Lanka to undergo an international probe on human rights violations.

I hope the poosari will give you an amulet filled with holy water to cleanse your ugly soul for having harassed Sri Lanka incessantly in the past.  Ask one from him.  You really need some help.

Good luck Navi.


Asoka Weerasinghe

6 Responses to “Navi Pillay: You still want a pound of flesh off Sri Lanka”

  1. Susantha Wijesinghe Says:

    Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned. Iam inclined to think that it was A. Gopinathan that put her off colour. Then again, I thought, there has to be some other underlying problem too. GO DAMIT ! it is PERIMENOPAUSE, that could be associated with a touch of Altzheimers. There are over forty symptoms, and most commonly are, Hot Flashes, Night Sweats, Irregular Periods, Loss of Libido, Vaginal Dryness, Mood Swings, Sexual Discomfort etc. This can be equated to a person suffering from acute hemorrhoids. IRITTABILITY, Oh IRRITABILITY. So even though she talks stercus tauri, let us kindly tell her, just shut the fup, be nice to Sri Lanka, and come and pay us a visit, travel, through the verdant hills of Sri Lanka to the Sun Kissed Shores of the South. The very climate will change the mood swings. Navi, please accept the sincere invitation. Sri Lankan People are very hospitable. GOOD LUCK AGAIN, NAVI.

  2. Anuradha Says:

    Great article. Small point, I think the number is greater than 469,007,944. India itself is a billion (1,000,000,000) right? If I am not mistaken, those 29 countries represented more than a half of the world’s population.

  3. cassandra Says:

    It seems that the good lady, like Goldsmith’s celebrated parson, “even though vanquished…could argue still”. She is clearly intent on having her way, after her previous attempts to get Sri Lanka in the dock were iingloriously beaten. On the last occasion, India reminded her in none too subtle fashion that she cannot expect to exceed her mandate, that she cannot act counter to what her superiors had done and said. As Susantha has reminded us, “hell indeed hath no fury ……”.

  4. Fran Diaz Says:

    Ms Navi Pillai’s aim was to fight INSTITUTIONALIZED DISCRIMINATION (her words). Her big mistake was to hit out at Lanka which does NOT practice Institutionalized Discrimination against any group. I believe she was really fighting the Tamil Dalit (Untouchables) situation in Tamil Nadu, (some 5 Million Tamil Dalits there – a 3,000 yr old situation), without actually pointing in that direction.

  5. Raj Says:

    Thank you Asoka for your contributions on this forum and I always look forward to reading articles by you. I was wondering if a good Kattadiya can do a kodivina on this stupid woman. She certainly deserves it.

  6. Chathurani K Says:

    Well said Asoka. I am sorry for this woman and her gangsters. How long have they been fussing over that Popsicle and dancing to the various beats of the US and the EU. In a way what a courage to pull somebody else’s cart loads so tirelessly just like a real 4 legged cow tied to a cart!!!! Think Navi think…. That chair of yours where you think is so high is worse than a bullock cart. You are just tied to it. They have found the right cow to pull. Just try to see where they are going to hit at. Let me give this little piece of mind to India too – Shame on you! Alright you finally stood by them against us but remember in the worst case scenario they will split you up, exploit you for their and only their own benefit.

    Navi as a South Asian and as a female and more than that as a SRI LANKAN I wish I could write more to you. Try to pay a visit to Sri Lanka. The very breeze of the country would cure half of your filthy soul. ( I know you fear entering the country for you know how much you have been cursed by your own conscience for harassing Sri Lanka. But do come and see, Sri Lankans are that people with compassionate hearts who let the Tamil people including the ex-LTTErs enjoy the benefits of freedom the island is enjoying today.

    Just don’t bother my peaceful and lovely country and don’t waste our time. If you don’t really have any thing fruitful to do with your time try stitching a new underskirt!

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