Sri Lanka: India’s Prime Minister Manmohan Singh & Tamil Nadu’s J. Jayaram
Posted on September 11th, 2012

Asoka Weerasinghe (Mr.) Kings Grove Crescent . Gloucester . Ontario . K1J 6G1 . Canada

10 September 2012

Hon. Dr. Manmohan Singh
Prime Minister of India
South Block, Raisina Hill, New Delhi, INDIA -110011

SENT BY FAX

Dear Dr. Manmohan Singh:

A few minutes ago I was woken up by a troublesome dream and I was shivering with anger.  The dream was “”…” I was enjoying a cup of tea on a sunny morning sitting on a rattan chair in the verandah at my tropical home and picked up a leading morning Indian national newspaper. The 48 point bold headline stared at me which read””…” The Tamil Nadu Police has finally caught up with Jayalalitha, the former orgasmic hip-jerking Telagu Filmstar, and the fist heroine to appear in a skirt in a Tamil film, presently the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu turned State-Terrorist.

This was bylined by a Kurupal Singh.  Reading into the news item it said “”…” “State-Terrorist Jayalalitha led the gang of the newly branded terrorist group calling themselves “ƒ”¹…” Tamil Jayeram Tigers’ has been harassing and stoning pilgrims of our neighbour, Sri Lanka.  They had dropped them onto the ground and had beaten them with sticks while the Tamil Nadu Police were standing by watching, doing nothing, just as they did watching the low-caste undergraduates been beaten with sticks by high caste Tamils and stoned at the gate to the entrance to the Law College in Chennai.” And so the news item chugged along.  And it was brutal.

You know what Prime Minister?  What was weird about this dream was the coincidence and truism of what had gone on in Tamil Nadu six days before which I knew nothing of.  I switched on my computer and clicked on my e-mail account, and  Om-Hari-Hari-Krishna lo behold, what I read was a news item published in an electronic newspaper and forwarded to me by a friend from London, England.  Strap yourself to your chair Prime Minister in case you levitate with embarrassment  and vanish into thin air as you got among you a state-terrorist who is spoiling for a fight with your neighbour and determined to drag you along the muddy banks of Palk Strait. Unless you rein in this nutty Mysore woman this provocation on Sri Lanka and its peoples will spin out of control.  No  diplomatic protocol niceties between you and Sri Lanka’s President Mahinda Rajapaksa won’t do any good.  Chalk me down as a Soothsayer as I have almost always been accurate with my predictions.

“Leading News from Sri Lanka.

Harassed Sri Lankan pilgrims come under attack again a they leave Tamil Nadu, Tuesday Sep 04, 2012, 07.23 pm SL Time, ColomboPage News Desk, Sri Lanka.

Sept. 04, Chennai: The group of Sri Lankan pilgrims harassed by the pro-LTTE activists in Tamil Nadu and sought refuge in a church has come under attack again as they have been taken to Tiruchy by the Indian authorities today.

The Deputy High Commissioner of Sri Lanka in Chennai has reported this afternoon that the group of 184 Sri Lankan pilgrims who had taken refuge at the Poornimatha Basalica in Thanjavur has been taken in buses for their return to Colombo by the Indian authorities and assisted by the staff of the Sri Lankan Mission, the External Affairs Ministry of Sri Lanka said today.

It was also reported that the buses had come under attack en route to the airport by a group of protesters.

The pro-LTTE mob have pelted stones and smashed the windows of the buses as a convoy of five buses took the Sri Lankan pilgrims to the Trichy airport”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦.

The incident which comes in the wake of Tamil Nadu Chief Minister J. Jayalalitha’s order to send back two Sri Lankan school soccer teams, prompted the Sri Lankan government to issue travel warnings against visiting Tamil Nadu and to urge the public not to visit Tamil Nadu until further notice.”

Well”¦well”¦.well…. Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, this  woman state-terrorist is running with the  Indian Foreign Policy ball dodging you cleverly in the field and deflating it to make it look a stupid document.  What are you going to do about it?  You got a big problem in your hands Prime Minister Manmohan Singh.

This  Jayalalitha woman from Mysore when addressing a large crowd of supporters in the town of Vellore, 200 km southwest of the state capital of Chennai said, “Manmohan Singh has turned India into a Banana Republic aligned with the global sinister design of the US and its military and exploitation of the world.”

 She may well be right, but I know you have difficulty to deal with this woman because you are depending on the arithmetic of the Tamil Nadu votes”¦but, come on, really Prime Minister!   I thought that you were running India’s foreign policy as such comments should have been whispered into your ears and not spoken in public.   You also screwed Sri Lanka last March when India voted against Sri Lanka on a resolution proposed by the US on  the behest of  this terrorist Jayalalitha  And you hoped that all the Asian countries would fall behind the turbaned Pied-Piper.  But woo-hoo, it did not happen, did it now! And you were taught a lesson on solidarity among the Asian countries. What is it that you are going to do with this woman turned state-terrorist harassing Sri Lankans and mocking you, the Prime Minister of India, one of the largest democracies in the world.?

To jog your memory Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, the Hindu of 31 May 2011 said, “ƒ”¹…”Jayalalitha urges Manmohan to act against Colombo’.  The report from New Delhi said “”…” “Tamil Nadu Minister Jayalalitha on Tuesday accused the Sri Lankan government of seeking to “ƒ”¹…”exterminate’ Tamils in the island nation and urges Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to initiate efforts with other countries for imposing economic sanctions against Colombo until Tamils in that country were resettled and allowed to live in dignity and with equal constitutional rights as the Sinhalese.”

Prime Minister, this was my response to her on 17 June 2011:  “You must be joking Jayalalitha. Being an actress, I believe you were reading the wrong script for your next role in the Cinema of Fairytales, or perhaps it is that time of the month when you hallucinate, unless you smoked something that morning that gave you a high which energized you to say, “Hey! I will get you bastards for eliminating the Tamil Tigers who gave me and my 61 million Tamil Nadu people a remote chance to have our own separate state “”…” Dravida Nadu (Dravidastan).  I still have the intention to separate Tamil Nadu from India and incorporate other Tamil speaking regions into my cluster like the Dravidian speaking regions of Andra Pradesh, Kerala, Karnataka, Orissa, Maharashtra and of course North Sri Lanka and name it either “South India”, or “Deccan Federation” or may be “Dakshinapath.”

Jayalalitha, you couldn’t care two Bhajas dipped in Pyaaz ki chutney for the Sri Lankan Tamils.  You just want your damn Dakshinapath, don’t you, as the Tamil Tigers wanted their Eelam?

“Exterminate” Tamils you said pointing your finger at the Sri Lankan government.  You are a sick lady unable to see clinically the ground reality in Sri Lanka.  Try a couple of Aspirins before you get to bed for the next 30 days and see whether that would help.”

Prime Minister, it is obvious that she didn’t take my medical advice and now you got a problem in your hands.

For Lord Ganesha’s sake send this woman back to what she does best to be an orgasmic hip-jerking songstress-filmstar running around large trees and seducing the main male character with come hither eyes and songs, and jelly-jerking hips when she dances.  If you don’t do it, and the chances are that you will have to deal with an island with 42 million eyes shooting dragon darts at you and Jayalalitha from angry postbox red cart-wheeling eyes. It is for you to rein in this state terrorist before her actions spin out of control.  It is almost getting there.

It is your move now to arrest this chess-game of regional geo-political stupidity.  By doing nothing you are creating a big problem for yourself and take note that it  truly does not bode well.

Who knows, that one day, it may be sooner than later, a symphony of angry voices carried north by the wind from Sri Lanka will be singing “Pox on Manmohan Singh and Pox on Jayalalitha.”

Sincerely,

Asoka Weerasinghe (Mr.)

 

3 Responses to “Sri Lanka: India’s Prime Minister Manmohan Singh & Tamil Nadu’s J. Jayaram”

  1. aloy Says:

    This nicely written letter is good reading for Sinhalese, mostly expatriates. The writer has completely exhonerated the Indian Central government for any complicity. Didn’t he know it was Indian government that trained and unleashed many groups of terrorists on SL?. What is happenning now is a prelude to another fight. This time they will get the whole of South Indians to attack us.
    MR should be asked, with a nicely written letter like this, to be ready with the deterant, perhaps with the help of Pakistan or China.

  2. Sri Rohana Says:

    Asoka! If Jayalalitha is that much worried about tamils she can easily invite tamil in Sri Lanka, Malaysia, Singapore, Mauritius, South Africa and Fiji to return to tamil country /tamil nadu. Jayalalitha knows very well that tamils brought to those countries by British invaders. Now she can ask tamils to come back to tamil nadu and live in dignity and with equal rights. But neither she nor her son’s father M.G. Ramachandran nor M. Karunanidhi wanted tamil to returned to tamil traditional homeland.
    If she is genuinely worried about tamils she must follow Israel example. Any Jew born anywhere in the world can come to Israel and settle down in Jew homeland. Sri Lanka granted dual citizenship for Sri Lankans and even to tamil refugees to come at anytime. (We know that tamil refugees betrayed Sri Lanka to get their refugee statues)
    In 1964 Sri Lanka and India signed a ‘Sirima-Shastri pact.’ On it tamil nadu agreed to take 600,000 tamils back to tamil nadu. But they have not taken even 100,000 tamils. At last in 1990 Presidential Election Thondamon demanded Premadasa to grant them Sri Lanka citizenship. Tamil nadu politicians don’t want to take tamils back to tamil homeland but for political advantage they show that they are worried about tamils.
    In 1980’s tamil terrorist’s era nearly 100,000 tamils went to tamil country for their safety. Those who went to tamil nadu are still living in camps as refugees? It is utter humanitarian disaster that tamils live as refugees in tamil homeland? Where the hell on earth their own people kept in refugee camps? Only in tamil nadu where so called mother of tamils kept her kids as refugees and shouts on high pitch to protect tamils, dignity and equal rights when they are in other countries.
    Western countries are much better. They knew bogus tamil refugees come to their countries for economic reasons. Within three years they granted citizenship. But Jayalalitha’s tamil homeland never granted citizenship even after 30 years (1983-2012). If she is genuinely worried it is high time her to prove rather than cheep political tactics such as attacking to innocent Sri Lanka tourists.

  3. Marco Says:

    Asoka,
    Very entertaining and over dramatic letter which you know as i do will be confined to “re-cycle” paper or spam nevertheless entertaining to Lankaweb readers.
    I do hope you receive a response which you should publish.
    Govt of India, like Sri Lanka have jokers. “loose cannons”, comedians etc. India has Jayalalitha, Karunanidhi, Seaman etc who make outrageous demands and actions.
    We in Sri Lanka have the likes of Mervyn Silva, Wimal Weerawanse, Athuraliye Rathana Thero,Champika Ranawaka to do likewise.

    Do keep writing, its most entertaining.

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