MINSTER COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS PAIN IN NECK BONES AND OTHER BONES IN THE BODY DUE TO TRAVELLING IN A SMALL CAR…………………..
Posted on June 16th, 2016

Dr Sarath Obeysekera

Dear Readers

No wonder why some people say sinhalaya modaya” .

Statement by a minister regarding his aches and pains he is getting when he travels in small car.and asking for an expensive Mercedes Benz ,is outrageous.

I read today about a decision by the Philipino president declaring that all ministers should ride in smaller Toyota as an austerity measure .

This minister who said Appochchi Mala ( dad died ) ,does not mean that we should keep his body in then house and became famous being candid ,reminds me of a Russian anecdote !

Three people .one Russian ,One American and a Frenchman were walking in the beach and discussing about in what instance they felt so lazy to do something .

The American said that when he was having a walk he saw a wallet full of cash on the road ,and he felt lazy to bend to pick it up ,and he walked away .

The Frenchman was walking in the beach and saw a nude woman lying and sunbathing and calling him to have fun ,and he was feeling lazy  to put his pants down ,hence he walked away .

The Russain was thinking that his reason has to be more convincing one and said that he went to a movie and kept crying whole 2 hours because he was lazy to get up .

And the other two were so curious and asked why, he said that he sat on his own (balls) testicles and it was so painful and yet he was  so lazy to stand up and release it

I wonder the minister did the same thing when he was travelling outstation ,and felt lazy to get up and kept sitting  on his bones” and lazy to stand up .

 

Dr Sarath Obeysekera

3 Responses to “MINSTER COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS PAIN IN NECK BONES AND OTHER BONES IN THE BODY DUE TO TRAVELLING IN A SMALL CAR…………………..”

  1. Wetta Says:

    Nice story, I really enjoyed it, but I wonder if this minster had any “bones” to sit on !

  2. Susantha Wijesinghe Says:

    WETTA !! FORTUNATELY, HE HAD NO BALLS TO SIT ON AS DO WITH SOME LOW LIFE MINISTERS AND MPs, LIKE THIS BUGGER. THEY ARE INVERTIBRATES, PERIOD.

    SHAME, THEY HAVE ALL BECOME * OLIVER TWISTS* ALWAYS ASKING FOR MORE AND MORE. THEY HAVE GOT THE CONTAGIOUS DISEASE FROM THE TAMIL POLITICIANS. TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONESes.

    THIS WILL NEVER END UNTIL A terminator APPEARS IN THE HORIZON.

  3. Susantha Wijesinghe Says:

    THERE CANNOT BE DIFFERENT TYPES OF CARS AND LIMOS FOR DIFFERENT MINISTERS AND MPs. ALL SHOULD BE GIVEN ONE MODEL AS PER THE PHILLIPINES. SOME OF THESE BUGGERS NEVER EVEN OWNED A BICYCLE. NOW THEY ARE LIKE **TERMITES** EATING INTO THE FINANCIAL FABRIC OF SRILANKA. DAMN THESE BUGGERS, INTO HELL.

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