Tamil Homeland in Canada or in Australia
Posted on May 29th, 2010

Sunil VijayapalaƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Australia

Dear Editor,ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ 
Since Sri Lankans and Indians vehemently oppose a Tamil Homeland on their soil a ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ plausible solution remains and that is either Canada or Australia the biggest sympathizers ofƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Tamils to create a Tamil State in one of their own countries.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  On the lines of Balfour Declaration in1917, an Englishman should declare a Home for Tamils and out of the two best candidates Tamils will prefer Australia as it is much closer to Sri Lanka and India and with a warmer climate than Canada.

ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ Having selected the country itƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢s now a case of selecting the State in Australia to establish this dreamland.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  The best bet is Western Australia where Tamils will be more closer to the Indian theme bordering the Indian ocean and their Indian gods.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  They have gods for everything, for love and sex, for education, for music you name it they have it.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  And the latest addition to their list of gods is God Prabah, the God of Terrorism.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Those who wish to commit a terrorist act now can invoke the blessings of God Prabah as the success will be guaranteed.

ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ On a conservative estimate within 5 years the population of this new Tamil Homeland will be in the vicinity of 25 million.(hey! that will be almost the total population of Australia!)ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Half of Torontonian Tamils around 125,000 (boys lets get out of this miserable winter climate and head down under) and a million of Sri Lankan Tamils and around 20 million Tamils from Tamil Nadu in India will be flocking to their newly formed country and the rest will come in drones from other parts of the world comparable to the Jewish migration into Palestine.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  On the first year itself to celebrate the creation of the newest country, we should request the Gay and Lesbians to move their Mardi Gras parade from Sydney to the capital of Tamil homeland.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I wonder what name they would call their capital?

ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ This country will become the richest country on earth in no time as the brilliant brains of Tamils will work round the clock to make this a reality (I have worked with Tamils at Valaichennai, Sri Lanka for 3 years and I know them too well)ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Please disregard my comment in Toronto Star on 22 Oct 1986, ƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ”¹…”They(the Tamils) were responsible for inventing the Zero.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  This may be the reason why they end up with nothing ƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢¢”š¬…” every time.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  This was proved in India and will be proved in Sri LankaƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢.

ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ However one factor remains which need to be carefully discerned and is of paramount importance.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Will the Children of Victoria consult the Traditional owners of this land before establishing this Tamil homeland?ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  The Aborigines who were robbed of their land and resources to establish a new country called Australia, would they go further and approve another new country on their soil?ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  In fact animals have rights and privileges in Australia than the Aborigines themselves and not a single representative of Aborigine is in the Legislature both Parliament and the Senate, although 10 years has gone by completing the famous Sydney bridge walk on reconciliation. ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ However in the Judiciary few Aborigine faces can be identified which of course is an individual effortƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ of excellence, a marked difference with elective representation. ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ Hmmm things are getting really complicated isnƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢t it with the factor of Traditional owners of this country coming into the equation? I never gave much thought into it when I wrote this.

ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ The critics of Sri Lanka need to note that there is an over proportional representation of Tamils and other minorities in the Legislature in Sri Lanka as there is an avenue to enter politics and being accepted and elected by voters which is not apparent in Australia.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  All forums consist mostly of British origin peoples and no impetus or acceptance is seen to encourage participation of minorities in the running of the country, especially the Aborigines.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  The walk was just an exercise ƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢¢”š¬…” a morning walk for most and nothing except the bold apology by PM Rudd was welcoming.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ 

ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ The funny thing about this country when compared with US, Canada or Britain is that the British people here presume the emigrants to be of less contributory to the betterment of Australia and never encourage participation or appreciate the ideas emigrants and treat them as a burden unless in the case of sports people whenƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ Australia seek gold medals at Olympics or some such event.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  The above three countries do appreciate the capacity of emigrants and their contribution to their countries rather than the assumption of emigrants as a burden to the society.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Also the emigrants who bring money to their countries rather than an English knowledge are well received in especially Canada and thatƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢s how the foolish Australians lost the billionaire, millionaire Hong Kong Chinese businessmen to Canada, who were damn smart to accept them with open arms.

ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ The MPs off both Canada and Australia who have a fair representation of Tamils in their electorates make loud noises and bark about the atrocities and injustices in Sri Lanka going by reports in journals and tabloid magazines.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  The rest of MPs who have no Tamils in their electorates have no concern on the Tamil problem and no Tamils to misguide them in their electorates.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Consider the allegations of genocide in Sri Lanka by Tamil Diaspora – this can be disproved if Population census was available before the Mullative and Kilinocchi operations by the armed forces in Sri Lanka or by Grama SevakasƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢ rough estimates and comparing the population at present, taking into consideration the asylum seekers.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  One of the most hilarious situations which the GOSL need to be aware of is that those Tamils who sought asylum in Canada and Australia do go back on holidays using foreign passports and these people should be barred from entering our motherland.

ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ Hail the Tamil Homeland! And finally Tamils have a home which was deprived by those nasty Aryans who invaded India some 4000 years ago.

ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ Sunil Vijayapala Australia

2 Responses to “Tamil Homeland in Canada or in Australia”

  1. PRIYAN WIJEYERATNE Says:

    Hilarious article, but true!! Hey, have you noticed that Sampanthan looks like a Indian Ocean whale?? I do not think he descended from Dravidians.

  2. M.S.MUdali Says:

    What about Sunil Ranjan Jayakody, former MP for Kurunagala? Or Many Fernandos or Silvas in the South?

    The Herath Mudiyanselages….. or Tennakoons or Kodipulis… are the same origin from South India.

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