{"id":41082,"date":"2015-01-30T22:23:23","date_gmt":"2015-01-31T04:23:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/?p=41082"},"modified":"2015-01-30T15:15:26","modified_gmt":"2015-01-30T22:15:26","slug":"soliloquy-susantha-speaks-to-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/2015\/01\/30\/soliloquy-susantha-speaks-to-himself\/","title":{"rendered":"SOLILOQUY.– SUSANTHA SPEAKS TO HIMSELF."},"content":{"rendered":"

Susantha Wijesinghe.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

WITH NO MALICE TO NONE.<\/strong>\u00a0 I wrote to that Foolish Ex-President Mahinda to cancel the Elections, the moment the present Mr.President\u00a0 Maithreepala \u00a0crossed over after eating Hoppers. It was a personal email\u00a0letter, \u00a0with possibly one inch letters in RED. It was copied to all Tri Forces Commanders, the IGP, and the Prime Minister.\u00a0 None of these recipients took no notice. FOOLS. It was Strategy that mattered at once. If he cancelled the Elections, the Minister of Health would have had to change his stance. Not only he, but Ranil, Chandrika, JHU, JVP, TNA, and the whole unholy bandwaggon. Health Minister Maithreepala, had a better formidable strategy, than President Mahinda, who became a Sri Lankan Jester for some. He really fell and hit his posterior hard. Now the pain has gone, the embarrassment is dwindling, let him look around him, ” hell, where are my friends” he says. he consoles himself by saying, ”I have strength to get up on my own, let me first stand up. You FOOL, stop listening to conjured up Nostradamuses. Where are your advisors, I ask ? Oh ! they may be taking a swim, cooling off their mustard brains.<\/em><\/p>\n

Now, from where the hell should I start\u00a0 MAHINDA thinks,\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>? First, I like to ask some questions to my self.\u00a0 The UNP, what is so uniqiue about this United National Party ? Are they United, ? Hell NO. They are running like ants in a disturbed ant hill. They could not build their Ant Hill on their own, so they got the help of the SLFP veyos, to build a Vey\u00a0humbaha. Now, is there anything called a United National Party ?\u00a0 YES THERE IS.\u00a0 National means, UNP, SLFP, JVP, JHU, TNA, and some splinter groups.\u00a0 I do not want to get involved with them, Taken altogether, they smell like Hydrogen-Sulphide, like rotten Eggs, like washing blue and lime juice.<\/em><\/p>\n

Mahindas thoughts are still on track.<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 I have absolutely no status in the SLFP now. They reign supreme. I loved that party, but they appointed me as a Patron. What does that mean ? Iam an ornament\u00a0 now. SLFP is now composed of SLFP, UNP, JVP, TNA, JHU, and many\u00a0rancid table crap from the Party of Parties. It now smells like PIG SHIT.\u00a0 <\/em>SO, Now Iam an Ornament in PIG SHIT. Mata thang athi eka<\/em><\/strong>. What is the use of being an ornament in Pig Shit ? I don\u2019t like it. My People of 5,7 million will be in anguish. The rest too are my people, who were misled to take different decisions. \u00a0I must get my shine back.\u00a0 <\/em>HOW HOW HOW ?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

IF I HAVE TO CLIMB A COCONUT TREE AND REACH ITS TOP,\u00a0 I CANNOT HAVE UNPers, SLFPers hanging on to my Amudey<\/em><\/strong>. I have to climb on my own. How do I do it. ?<\/em><\/p>\n

I have to ask a common person. No, No,\u00a0 I do not mean a common candidate, I mean an ordinary person of Sri Lanka, whose roots were from Ceylon. Now I remember this fellow who ridiculed me in a POEM, “””SRI LANKANS IN ANGUISH “”” a few years back. I just ignored this ordinary fellow. I did not take him seriously, because ***Iam the KING of all I survey ***. So I thought.<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh !! here we go again, I see him advising me. This time, I do not need a Nostrodamus, but an ordinary Fellas Advice. I will try to listen to him<\/em><\/strong>. I don\u2019t have to swallow it, after all.<\/em><\/p>\n

Dear Mr. EX-PRESIDENT,\u00a0 Please do not go and wallow in PIG SHIT ANYMORE. Don\u2019t be hard headed, don\u2019t act like a Fool.<\/em>\u00a0 I tell you, you have no place in SLFP, or UNP. PLEASE DO NOT BREAK DOWN UNDER SENTIMENT.<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0 Treat the UNP and SLFP as your very old unwashed under-wear. Get new name brands. Plenty, if you look around for sophistication.<\/em><\/p>\n

FORM YOUR OWN PARTY, FOR LANKAS SAKE, FORM IT<\/em><\/strong>. Have the guts and strength of Character.\u00a0This the name I suggest is, by the GRACE OF THE NOBLE TRIPLE GEM, blessed by Lord VISHNU, Lord\u00a0 SHIVA, Lord MURUGAN, and Lord GANESH. Please don\u2019t discard me and of the Future of Srilankans, and Srilanka,\u00a0along with your future.<\/em><\/p>\n

YOUR SUGGESTED NEW PARTY NAME WOULD BE:<\/strong><\/em>-SINHALE SINHAYA<\/strong><\/em>.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/em>Nothing else. No appendages. No Political tilts, No communal savours, No individual names, No Relegious affiliations.\u00a0 YOU ARE FOR SRILANKA, ONE NATION UNDER THE GODS AND\u00a0LORDS ABOVE, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Please don\u2019t worry about Communities<\/em><\/strong>. They will all muster around you, as time would tell.<\/em><\/p>\n

I am hoping that you will take an ordinary Fella seriously, for once in your life time. WOULD YOU ??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Susantha Wijesinghe. WITH NO MALICE TO NONE.\u00a0 I wrote to that Foolish Ex-President Mahinda to cancel the Elections, the moment the present Mr.President\u00a0 Maithreepala \u00a0crossed over after eating Hoppers. It was a personal email\u00a0letter, \u00a0with possibly one inch letters in RED. It was copied to all Tri Forces Commanders, the IGP, and the Prime Minister.\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}