{"id":48424,"date":"2015-10-03T16:39:23","date_gmt":"2015-10-03T23:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/?p=48424"},"modified":"2015-10-03T16:42:02","modified_gmt":"2015-10-03T23:42:02","slug":"daham-sirisena-the-entertainer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/2015\/10\/03\/daham-sirisena-the-entertainer\/","title":{"rendered":"Daham Sirisena, the entertainer"},"content":{"rendered":"

Courtesy The Nation<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

I\u2019ve had a fantastic time reading all that\u2019s being written about Daham Sirisena. The Big D, as I now think of him, is a fantastic creature. I mean, who wouldn\u2019t want a walking, talking, Facebook-ing PR nightmare for a son, am I right?<\/p>\n

\"sirisenaatun\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Let\u2019s assume for a moment that Maithripala Sirisena actually reads this (hah! Fat chance). Mr Sirisena, here\u2019s a question for you:<\/p>\n

ARE YOU STUPID?<\/p>\n

Look at him.<\/p>\n

JUST LOOK AT HIM.<\/p>\n

This is Daham Sirisena, Public Figure.<\/p>\n

His crowning achievements in life? 48,000 likes on Facebook, shaking hands with Narendra Modi, being the Lucky Sperm and sporadically waving a gun in someone\u2019s face. By all the gods, is that what it takes to get into the UN? If so, hold my beer. I got this.<\/p>\n

Look, Mr. Sirisena. A whole bunch of us voted you in; a whole bunch of us didn\u2019t. Those who did vote for you voted not because of your heritage or your spectacles or your\u00a0 (disturbingly) cheery face in press photos, but because we were bloody tired of the Rajapakse clan. You presented a much saner vision of government. You got the job.<\/p>\n

But let\u2019s get one thing clear: we voted for you, not for the Sirisena version of the Rajapakse dynasty. This isn\u2019t even the first time. We were perfectly alright with brushing off your daughter\u2019s media tour. (Oh wait, we weren\u2019t, but Maharaja\u2019s media network was perfectly alright with slowly *cough* making those videos disappear from their channels).
\nBut I digress. Your son is not a world leader \u2013 not yet. No-one\u2019s voted for him. Maybe he will be, in time, but that\u2019s in the future. Right now, he\u2019s a gormless 22-year old so stupid that he typed in the dictionary definition of nepotism and then argued against it and ended up pleading not to be placed in the same category as Namal Rajapaksa and Co.
\nNamal must have laughed his rear end off after seeing that. Heck, Tutankhamun\u2019s corpse probably sat up in the darkness and winced. Let me remind you that Namal was an actual, elected Member of Parliament. Even with all the horseplay and the rugger nonsense and the lawyering he still had more legitimacy than Daham Sirisena.<\/p>\n

Like it or not, Daham, at best, is a nonentity with a Facebook page. At worst he\u2019s part of a breed of circlejerk activists whose sole purpose in life seems to be self-promotion. Even so, he\u2019s hardly the choice of weapon for the UN: Colombo is host to seasoned,
\nprofessional #activists who do this day in and day out. They\u2019ve got skills Daham wouldn\u2019t even dream of \u2013 including, but not limited to knowing how to construct a logical argument on Facebook. If you need someone useless in tow, please send one of them the next time.<\/p>\n

If you do want to take the guy around, fine; just don\u2019t make him part and parcel of the whole bloody media kit. Don\u2019t take him on the official tour. Don\u2019t have him sit behind the board saying SRI LANKA\u201d in front of the whole world. If that\u2019s what he wants, lock him up in his room and throw away the key.\u00a0 Plenty of world leaders have children. They manage them just fine.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s about time, Mr. Sirisena, that you put the brakes on this farce. It didn\u2019t work out for your predecessor: it\u2019s not going to work out for you.
\nsource: icaruswept.com<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Courtesy The Nation I\u2019ve had a fantastic time reading all that\u2019s being written about Daham Sirisena. The Big D, as I now think of him, is a fantastic creature. I mean, who wouldn\u2019t want a walking, talking, Facebook-ing PR nightmare for a son, am I right? Let\u2019s assume for a moment that Maithripala Sirisena actually […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}