{"id":55652,"date":"2016-06-16T16:02:21","date_gmt":"2016-06-16T23:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/?p=55652"},"modified":"2016-06-16T16:02:21","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T23:02:21","slug":"minster-complains-about-his-pain-in-neck-bones-and-other-bones-in-the-body-due-to-travelling-in-a-small-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/2016\/06\/16\/minster-complains-about-his-pain-in-neck-bones-and-other-bones-in-the-body-due-to-travelling-in-a-small-car\/","title":{"rendered":"MINSTER COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS PAIN IN NECK BONES AND OTHER BONES IN THE BODY DUE TO TRAVELLING IN A SMALL CAR\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.."},"content":{"rendered":"

Dr Sarath Obeysekera<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

Dear Readers<\/p>\n

No wonder why some people say sinhalaya modaya\u201d .<\/p>\n

Statement by a minister regarding his aches and pains he is getting when he travels in small car.and asking for an expensive Mercedes Benz ,is outrageous.<\/p>\n

I read today about a decision by the Philipino president declaring that all ministers should ride in smaller Toyota as an austerity measure .<\/p>\n

This minister who said Appochchi Mala ( dad died ) ,does not mean that we should keep his body in then house and became famous being candid ,reminds me of a Russian anecdote !<\/p>\n

Three people .one Russian ,One American and a Frenchman were walking in the beach and discussing about in what instance they felt so lazy to do something .<\/p>\n

The American said that when he was having a walk he saw a wallet full of cash on the road ,and he felt lazy to bend to pick it up ,and he walked away .<\/p>\n

The Frenchman was walking in the beach and saw a nude woman lying and sunbathing and calling him to have fun ,and he was feeling lazy \u00a0to put his pants down ,hence he walked away .<\/p>\n

The Russain was thinking that his reason has to be more convincing one and said that he went to a movie and kept crying whole 2 hours because he was lazy to get up .<\/p>\n

And the other two were so curious and asked why, he said that he sat on his own (balls) testicles and it was so painful and yet he was\u00a0 so lazy to stand up and release it<\/p>\n

I wonder the minister did the same thing when he was travelling outstation ,and felt lazy to get up and kept sitting \u00a0on his bones\u201d and lazy to stand up .<\/p>\n

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Dr Sarath Obeysekera<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dr Sarath Obeysekera Dear Readers No wonder why some people say sinhalaya modaya\u201d . Statement by a minister regarding his aches and pains he is getting when he travels in small car.and asking for an expensive Mercedes Benz ,is outrageous. I read today about a decision by the Philipino president declaring that all ministers should […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}