{"id":76507,"date":"2018-04-15T14:49:22","date_gmt":"2018-04-15T21:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/?p=76507"},"modified":"2018-04-15T14:49:22","modified_gmt":"2018-04-15T21:49:22","slug":"goats-and-sri-lankan-parliament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/2018\/04\/15\/goats-and-sri-lankan-parliament\/","title":{"rendered":"Goats and Sri Lankan Parliament"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dr Sarath Obeysekera<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

These amazing Moroccan goats climb up trees with no paws like cats and leopards .If the tree shakes due to strong winds they are bound to fall.<\/p>\n

When I saw these photos I got a wild idea that there is an analogue in Sri Lanka.<\/p>\n

The Tree which grows with free fertilizer and ground water is like our parliament which fed by the poor people and tax payers.<\/p>\n

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Goats\u201d are the Member of Parliament, They somehow climb up the tree and the ones who are more intrepid goes to the very top .MP\u2019s consume and abuse all the free facilities given free, like the goats having a feast eating the leaves.<\/p>\n

Once in a while they initiate NCM ( much publicized No Confidence Motion ) to shake the parliament or the King Goat can shake the whole tree if he is strong\u00a0 enough ,not knowing that he will also fall in the end .<\/p>\n

When the MP\u2019s become old they do not go up so much, but lie law and yet abuse the power given by the people.<\/p>\n

When they stay over five years they are entitled to a state pensions, but the goats keep eating newspapers and other wall advertisement which are pasted \u00a0( by the MP;s) using flour based sticking mix.<\/p>\n

Finally when MP\u2019s have no clout they may be taken to gallows like CIABOS or any other law enforcement agency .like the goats who climb down and taken to slaughter house.<\/p>\n

If they are lucky some MPS. Get bailed out like goats who may be rescued by an animal lower<\/p>\n

New Zealand exports goats for slaughtering in Mecca, and we should earn much needed foreign currency by exporting all MP\u2019s and local authority members (over 8 000) to Swaziland for consumption if they still have cannibals.<\/p>\n

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Dr Sarath Obeysekera These amazing Moroccan goats climb up trees with no paws like cats and leopards .If the tree shakes due to strong winds they are bound to fall. When I saw these photos I got a wild idea that there is an analogue in Sri Lanka. The Tree which grows with free fertilizer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dr-sarath-obeysekera"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}