{"id":84563,"date":"2019-01-03T17:42:34","date_gmt":"2019-01-04T00:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/?p=84563"},"modified":"2019-01-03T17:42:34","modified_gmt":"2019-01-04T00:42:34","slug":"elon-musc-vs-thai-cave-rescuer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/2019\/01\/03\/elon-musc-vs-thai-cave-rescuer\/","title":{"rendered":"ELON MUSC Vs THAI CAVE RESCUER"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Stanley Perera Melbourne, Australia.<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><strong>Elon Musc the American Billioner<\/strong>\u00a0was preparing a capsule to rescue the Thai boys from the cave. This pommy guy who was a cave rescuer said the American can stick his capsule where it hurts.\u00a0 In response to that tounge lashing American billioner Elon Musc said that pedo guy.\u00a0 As I did not know what it meant by pedo guy, I asked this Aussie guy what the meaning of pedo guy.\u00a0 The Aussie guy said to me &#8221; those Pommy Guys and Aussie Guys go to Thailand to sleep with boys are called pedo guys.\u00a0 So that pedo guy the cave digger sued American billioner Elon Musc for deformation of caracter.\u00a0 Elon Musc said &#8220;I am not denying.\u00a0 I said what I know about the pommie guy.\u00a0 He sleeps with Thai boys.\u00a0 Such people are called pedo guys&#8221;.\u00a0 What are you going to do about it?\u00a0 So the pedo guy had to shut his face.<\/p>\n<p>The other day\u00a0 In a public speech the Siri Lankan President said &#8221; that man is a butterfly&#8221;.\u00a0 As I did not know the meaning of butterfly, I asked a young Siri Lankan lass what it meant by Butterfly.\u00a0 This young Siri Lankan lass told me it is the three letter word starting with G&#8221;.\u00a0 Oh it is the god I said .\u00a0 No dumb dumb three letter word starting with ga.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, it is gal.\u00a0 No idiot it is gay.\u00a0 I still cannot understand what it really means gay.\u00a0 Let me tell you in simple language man, she said &#8220;it is the man sleeping with a man&#8221;.\u00a0 Then I asked the young Siri Lankan lass what is the difference between the gay guy and pedo guy.\u00a0 The lass said the pedo guy is the guy who sleeps with the boys and gay guy is the guy who sleeps with a guy.\u00a0 I am confused it is like the Siri Lankan constitution and 19A,33A, and 40 a,b.c. which can be translated either this way or that way but not both ways.\u00a0 I asked this Siri Lankan lass what is this homo.\u00a0 This lass told me I don&#8217;t no man I am a les girl. I am confused and confused like the Siri Lankan constition.\u00a0 God save my Siri Lanka.\u00a0 My Siri Lanka is in the hands of a bunch of gay guys and pedo guys with les guys.\u00a0 Where is the nearest mental assylum?\u00a0 I want to book a room in there.\u00a0 Before I get there I will find out if there are any pedo guys,gay guys and les guys.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t worry myself all the residents and doctors including nurses are pedo guys, gay guys and les guys.<\/p>\n<p>Stanley Perera<\/p>\n<p>Melbourne, Australia.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stanley Perera Melbourne, Australia. Elon Musc the American Billioner\u00a0was preparing a capsule to rescue the Thai boys from the cave. This pommy guy who was a cave rescuer said the American can stick his capsule where it hurts.\u00a0 In response to that tounge lashing American billioner Elon Musc said that pedo guy.\u00a0 As I did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}