{"id":84565,"date":"2019-01-03T17:44:04","date_gmt":"2019-01-04T00:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/?p=84565"},"modified":"2019-01-03T17:44:04","modified_gmt":"2019-01-04T00:44:04","slug":"re-kids-eat-free-in-australia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/2019\/01\/03\/re-kids-eat-free-in-australia\/","title":{"rendered":"Re-Kids eat free in Australia"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stanley Perera Melbourne, Australia.<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

It is absolute truth that kids eat free in Australia.\u00a0 Kids have pets and there are bank accounts for the pets and and pets hospitals and pets cemetries in Australia.\u00a0 It is also absolute truth that kids and their pets are Australian’s national treasure.\u00a0 Kids go to school and pets go to obedience classes and get toilet trained.\u00a0 When those kids grow up those entitlements and inheritanced enjoyed in their childhood are transferred to their kids.\u00a0 That is the Australian National heritage enjoyed by Australians with dignity, honesty and integrity.\u00a0 In my days if an English man was called a liar, he would commit suicide.\u00a0 It was that truthful an Englishman those days.\u00a0 In the modern day the English Prime Minister Tony Blair\u00a0 was called Blair the liar by the English public when Tony Blair said a pack of lies about Sadam Husein.\u00a0 As a reward Tony Blair was made the lifetime president of the Middle east peace board by Little Bush with enormous amounts of perks.\u00a0 Blair’s wife was called Flats lady.<\/p>\n

225 KIDS ALSO EAT FREE IN ISLAN NATION OF SRI LANKA<\/p>\n

It is absolute truth that 225 kids eat free 5 course meals all day and all night 24 hours of the in in this beautiful Island Nation of Sri Lanka.\u00a0 They are issued with duty free luxury BMW permits every year instead of a pet.\u00a0 It is not only His,but also a Her’s.\u00a0 So His’s and Her’s Luxury BMWs.\u00a0 One for the master(luxury bullet proof), two for the kids and none for the naughty kids who say no to the 19A.\u00a0 Majority of those kids never went to a school.\u00a0 They carry knives to the play scool.\u00a0 They pour water on to the class teacher’s chair, fortunately it was not that electric chair made in the USA.\u00a0 Some kids call the class teach who is also a kid “Karumaya”.\u00a0 One kid threw urine mixed with chilli powder which got into the eye of another kid and this kid was crying his eyes out and screaming his head off danawo “danawo, danawo”.\u00a0 Some people though it was a real act of kids and some people thought it was the play school drama.\u00a0 Unlike in Australian kids, these 225 Siri Lankan kids are housed in 7 star luxury hotel in the tiny little island in Diyawanna.\u00a0 It is absolute truth that tose 225 Siri Lankan kids never grow up, nover go to school and never do a job.\u00a0 All they do twddile their thumbs, picking their noses and arses and thinking day and night how to rob the banks.\u00a0 Those duty free luxury car permis once every year come with a no repay bank loans not exceeding 500 million rupees.\u00a0 The Ambassadors visit the head of the kids from time to time to check the health and welfare of the kids.\u00a0 Those Ambassados in the public gallery applause whenever the class teacher discipline the kids at the play scool.\u00a0 Those dispora appointed Ambassados’s main job is to puppeteer the puppet kids play school.\u00a0 The head of the kids is a thug.\u00a0 Some people call him Mr. Batalanda.\u00a0 Some people call him white skinned Ambusados’s boot licker.\u00a0 All the people call him mid night.\u00a0 That is becuse when all the kids go to sleep the thug of the kids pass 19A 40A, 33A and all the As that comes to his mind.\u00a0 Some people call him an arch crook.\u00a0 Somebody said he is butter fly.\u00a0 Pople also call those 225 kids “free loaders”.\u00a0 Part 11 to be continued.<\/p>\n

Stanley Perera<\/p>\n

Melbourne, Australia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stanley Perera Melbourne, Australia. It is absolute truth that kids eat free in Australia.\u00a0 Kids have pets and there are bank accounts for the pets and and pets hospitals and pets cemetries in Australia.\u00a0 It is also absolute truth that kids and their pets are Australian’s national treasure.\u00a0 Kids go to school and pets go […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lankaweb.com\/news\/items\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}