By Stanley Perera-Kandy

Hello Am Aarr, this is Sush calling from New Delhi.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Yes Sush I am MR speaking from the top of the Temple Trees.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I am so thankful to you Am Arr for the wonderful time you gave me.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  ThatƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢s OK Sush, thatƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢s the way I am to all the ladies.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Ladies first is my motto.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  In fact you are so cute and different from our local Kusumas.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I did my best Sush, I did my best. Oh yes Am Arr, I am so thrilled in the way you treated me.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I will never forget it.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  These lousy Indians are bloody no hopers.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Fortunately those idiots who came along with me are so dumb and did not speak a word of English like your seventy donkeys who went to Geneva.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Those ignorant and uncivilised 12 delegates behaved in an un civilised manner urinating and defecating all over the conference hall in public.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I am so sorry Am Arr.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  It is Ok Sush.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I know and I have seen many a time when I visited New Delhi, all the Indian buggers urinate on to the walls of the conference hall.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  For that Tamil Nadoo is worse.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Even the chief minister defecate in open in the conference hall itself.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I know Am Arr, I am so ashamed of these uncivilised Indians.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  You know Am Arr even a former Indian Prime Minister drank buffalo urine as the bed tea.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I am a convent educated girl and I know how the civilised people should behave.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I am so sorry for the disgusting behaviour of my Indian delegates my dear Am Arr.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I must thank you again for that nice time you gave me.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  That is the way I treat all the ladies.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  They are my number one priority.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Ladies first is my motto.

When I visited Wellawatte Pullayar Kovil, those ditry delegates squatted down on the foot path outside the Kovil.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  When a police van apprehended themƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  , your brother Gota came and released them.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I have heard in India that Gota is a good man keeping Colombo City clean.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Our Indian Ambassador told me that one day when he was squatting on Galleface beach your Gota released him from the police station.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Gota is also a very nice man like you I have heard of him in India that he is a terror.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Am Arr, your banana is quite different to our Indian. DidnƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢t I tell you Sush?ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  ThatƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢s it thatƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢s it.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  It is so juicy and tasty Am Arr.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Do you miss me Am Arr?ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Ofcourse I miss you so much.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Can you call me everyday Am Arr? Definetely without fail.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I have nothing to do. My three brothers are doing everything for me.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I only have to attend to the ladieƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢s complaints.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Ladies are being bashed by their husbands.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  So I am a very bad man when I hear of such incidents.

WHAT IS THIS 13A Am Arr?

Every Dick, Tom and Harry talking of 13A allover your country Am Arr and what is this 13A?

Listen very carefully Sush.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  13 is the age of the boys.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  A stands for the Australian Paedophile Diplomats.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  These Australian paedophile Diplomats are after 13 year old boys in Asia.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  In Indonesia Kerbokan prison is specially buillt for the Australian diplomats and it is overwhelmingly full and overflowing.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  The female Australians are delivering babies in Kerbokan prison.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  They are languishing in the Prison provided with hashish, boys and macho men for the women for a couple of Australian dollars.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  When they are released from the jail, next day they come back to the prison.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  This is Australian way Sush.

THEN WHAT IS THIS 13PLUS YOU ARE TALKING OF AM ARR?

Yes Sush, all 13 year oldƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚ boys are taken up in Hikkaduwa, Negombo and Unawatuna by the German and English tourists.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  So there is hardly any 13 year boys left in Sri Lanka.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  So I have said to these Paedophile English and German men to go for 13 plus boys.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Now you understand Sush, I miss you so much.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I will call you every day as I have nothing to do.

Am Arr I must tell you this story what happened when we went to Nallur Kovil in Jaffna.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Douglas DevanandƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢s gang of thugs apprehended 14 of our delegates.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  12 of them were Indian delegates, Indian High Commissioner in Colombo and the Indian consulate in Jaffna.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  They have been urinating on to the wall of the Kovil.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  This time your brother Gota was not there to rescue them.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Douglas Devananda intervened and asked the police to release the 14 Indians immediately.

AM ARR WHO IS THAT CLOWN KNOCKING AT MY BACK DOOR WEARING WET AND SMELLY UNDERWEAR?

Ah, that is the clown who swam the Palk Staight and arrived at Velvetithurai illegally.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  That fellow acts and resembles your mad man Karunanidhi.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  The fellow is a dreamer.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I gave him a diplomatic passport and parliamentary privillages.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  But he is only half mad that he thinks this is a part of Tamil Nadoo.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I have a feeling that the fellow is an escapee from a mental asylum in Tamil Nadoo.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  I give him a couple of bananas every other day.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  So the fellow is so happy.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  That RAW of yours and pro LTTE Tamil Diaspora are stuffing lots and lots of currency notes in to his under wear although Welllalas donƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢t allow him to wear underwear.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  The fellow does not know what to do with it.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  Most of the time he wears the knickers in the twist.ƒÆ’-¡ƒ”š‚  The fellow is very fond of womenƒÆ’‚¢ƒ¢-¡‚¬ƒ¢-¾‚¢s underwear stealing them from the clothes lines.