Posted on June 8th, 2018

Dr Sarath Obeyskera

We read many new paper articles, and watch TV ,download Twitter and Face book and note that there are many contenders who claim that they are suitable to become candidate for the next Presidential Election .

I personally think that list of names are eligible to contest because so much publicity is given.

HE Maithreepala Sirisena

Sagarika Sirisena

Ranil Wickramasinghe

Colombo Mayoress

MP Marikkar ( Only muslim who has TV backing )

Mahinda Rajapakse ( dis qualified due to restriction to contest 3rd time)

Sarath Fonseka

Gotabhaya Rajapkse

Basil Rajapakse

Chamal Rajapakse

Namal Rajapkse ( he is disqualified as per amendment to constitution due underage )

Rajitha Senaratne

Chatura Senaratne ( Calims that he has done so much to the country )

Patali Champaka Ranwaka

JVP leader –Rohana

Athuraliaye Rathana  ( fighting to ban Glycophospate )

Mangala Smaraweera

GMOA head –Padeniya

Farmers Union Leader

Mangala Samaraweera


Nayananada Kodituwwaku

Young lady lawyer who exposed judges

Ranjan Ramanayake aka Ranja

Duminda Silva ( is he is exonerated !)

Hirunika (to give a fight to Duminda)

Sirasa owner

Derana owner

Hiru TV owner

TNL owner  T Wickrmasinghe ( who has been penalised by the incumbent )

And finally

Mr Modi ( to be granted Sri Lankan Citizenship and he was a Gram /Chai wala who came up the ladder )

Our coconut plucker ( who even carries his mobile up the tree to watch Derana News and face book )

My driver ( who is very conversant with the poor man’s pulse )

And Myself as I am over 60 years and I have lot of experience in hiring and firing

Sri Lankan s are so naïve and they may agree to following

First we hold a Primary Election to select best 5 out of above list using Dialog voting system by SMS in the same way as selecting Sri Lankan version of I have got talent )

Then we hold the main election for the President and impose a rule not have any public meeting or any banners not TV and paper Advertisement or face book publicity

Dr Sarath Obeyskera

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