SOLILOQUY.– SUSANTHA SPEAKS TO HIMSELF.
Posted on January 30th, 2015

Susantha Wijesinghe.

WITH NO MALICE TO NONE.  I wrote to that Foolish Ex-President Mahinda to cancel the Elections, the moment the present Mr.President  Maithreepala  crossed over after eating Hoppers. It was a personal email letter,  with possibly one inch letters in RED. It was copied to all Tri Forces Commanders, the IGP, and the Prime Minister.  None of these recipients took no notice. FOOLS. It was Strategy that mattered at once. If he cancelled the Elections, the Minister of Health would have had to change his stance. Not only he, but Ranil, Chandrika, JHU, JVP, TNA, and the whole unholy bandwaggon. Health Minister Maithreepala, had a better formidable strategy, than President Mahinda, who became a Sri Lankan Jester for some. He really fell and hit his posterior hard. Now the pain has gone, the embarrassment is dwindling, let him look around him, ” hell, where are my friends” he says. he consoles himself by saying, ”I have strength to get up on my own, let me first stand up. You FOOL, stop listening to conjured up Nostradamuses. Where are your advisors, I ask ? Oh ! they may be taking a swim, cooling off their mustard brains.

Now, from where the hell should I start  MAHINDA thinks, ? First, I like to ask some questions to my self.  The UNP, what is so uniqiue about this United National Party ? Are they United, ? Hell NO. They are running like ants in a disturbed ant hill. They could not build their Ant Hill on their own, so they got the help of the SLFP veyos, to build a Vey humbaha. Now, is there anything called a United National Party ?  YES THERE IS.  National means, UNP, SLFP, JVP, JHU, TNA, and some splinter groups.  I do not want to get involved with them, Taken altogether, they smell like Hydrogen-Sulphide, like rotten Eggs, like washing blue and lime juice.

Mahindas thoughts are still on track.   I have absolutely no status in the SLFP now. They reign supreme. I loved that party, but they appointed me as a Patron. What does that mean ? Iam an ornament  now. SLFP is now composed of SLFP, UNP, JVP, TNA, JHU, and many rancid table crap from the Party of Parties. It now smells like PIG SHIT.  SO, Now Iam an Ornament in PIG SHIT. Mata thang athi eka. What is the use of being an ornament in Pig Shit ? I don’t like it. My People of 5,7 million will be in anguish. The rest too are my people, who were misled to take different decisions.  I must get my shine back.  HOW HOW HOW ?

IF I HAVE TO CLIMB A COCONUT TREE AND REACH ITS TOP,  I CANNOT HAVE UNPers, SLFPers hanging on to my Amudey. I have to climb on my own. How do I do it. ?

I have to ask a common person. No, No,  I do not mean a common candidate, I mean an ordinary person of Sri Lanka, whose roots were from Ceylon. Now I remember this fellow who ridiculed me in a POEM, “””SRI LANKANS IN ANGUISH “”” a few years back. I just ignored this ordinary fellow. I did not take him seriously, because ***Iam the KING of all I survey ***. So I thought.

Oh !! here we go again, I see him advising me. This time, I do not need a Nostrodamus, but an ordinary Fellas Advice. I will try to listen to him. I don’t have to swallow it, after all.

Dear Mr. EX-PRESIDENT,  Please do not go and wallow in PIG SHIT ANYMORE. Don’t be hard headed, don’t act like a Fool.  I tell you, you have no place in SLFP, or UNP. PLEASE DO NOT BREAK DOWN UNDER SENTIMENT.  Treat the UNP and SLFP as your very old unwashed under-wear. Get new name brands. Plenty, if you look around for sophistication.

FORM YOUR OWN PARTY, FOR LANKAS SAKE, FORM IT. Have the guts and strength of Character. This the name I suggest is, by the GRACE OF THE NOBLE TRIPLE GEM, blessed by Lord VISHNU, Lord  SHIVA, Lord MURUGAN, and Lord GANESH. Please don’t discard me and of the Future of Srilankans, and Srilanka, along with your future.

YOUR SUGGESTED NEW PARTY NAME WOULD BE:-SINHALE SINHAYANothing else. No appendages. No Political tilts, No communal savours, No individual names, No Relegious affiliations.  YOU ARE FOR SRILANKA, ONE NATION UNDER THE GODS AND LORDS ABOVE, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

Please don’t worry about Communities. They will all muster around you, as time would tell.

I am hoping that you will take an ordinary Fella seriously, for once in your life time. WOULD YOU ??

9 Responses to “SOLILOQUY.– SUSANTHA SPEAKS TO HIMSELF.”

  1. Nanda Says:

    Susantha,
    Looks like general election started ! (Jan 30th 6 pm).
    Are you against your idol ?If he follows you he will loose again

  2. Susantha Wijesinghe Says:

    NANDA !! No. I am just releasing my thoughts, as they are being entered into my hard drive. Just loquacious.

    YOU ARE FREE TO THROW STONES, TILL YOU ARE RED IN THE FACE. PERHAPS, IT PLEASES YOU MOST. PLEASE YOURSELF. BE HAPPY WITH YOUR PASTIME, YOUR MOST LOVED EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITY.

    IDOL IS IN-ANIMATE. ONE CANNOT BE AGAINST SOMETHING IN-ANIMATE. NO, IAM NOT AGAINST EVEN ANY HUMAN FORM, THRUST WITH THE “SALUTATION” IDOL. IT IS TRUTH THAT I REVERE MOST. TRUTH WITH JUSTICE, WHICH TAKES TIME TO MANIFEST.

    Your prediction seems to be a miscalculation error of your intellect. There is plenty of time for Elections.

    It is not mandatory that he follows me. He can win or lose, depending on his pre-election preparatory vision. IT IS TOO EARLY FOR YOU TO PREDICT. Once again, error of judgment. Only fools rush, where angels fear to tread.

    Just advice, no malice. If you are not sure of your spelling, do not high-light with bold lettering.

  3. Nanda Says:

    Susantha,
    It could be a miscalculation. But my previous prediction errors were only + – 5%. If he forms a new party (may be with Wee Wee) my estimate is his party will win only 20% of seats. SLFP will win 40%, UNP 30% – depend on how the buggers team up but just a speculation. In that case , again a UNP+SLFP JV and I don’t like it. HE must stay with SLFP.

    I have thrown too many stones and Mr. Moderator doesn’t like it any more. I think I have broken rule of “No MR bashing “. What can I do ? I am expressing what I feel, with absolutely no malice. So ,no apology but happy because I have more time for meditation. May be I must do more My3 mediation.
    I don’t get red in the face, may be more blackish.

  4. aloy Says:

    In his thoughts Susantha was actually dreaming. Dream on Susantha dream on. Your idol will have no chance. So, bless Maithree.
    There were two little Hilters in the making in SL. The elder one thought the other is the mightiest in the land and forgot how vulnerable will he be if calculations go wrong, and it did thanks to the minorities. He behaved unashamedly taking the SL’s treasury as his purse and the rest is history.
    But LS is a strange land too. Did anybody believe that Runil will have a chance of becoming the PM again and it actually happened. If my3 exposes himself to ordinary people in the Independence Squire frequently as he is doing now who knows Runil may even become the president soon. The best place for Maithree’s abode is the rehabilitated Temple Trees.

  5. ranjit Says:

    I totally agree with you Susantha. Forget the past and start new and still he can be a power to recon with. We are there for him because we know as a leader what he did,gave and wanted to do to our beloved homeland. Any Golubella can think or do anything but we must stand together to safeguard our land from these coup plotters.

    “Sinhale Sinhaya” sounds good to me. How about Sinhale Janatha Paksaya. It will be for all Sri Lankans who will respect the rule of law,the Lion flag and the Sri Lankan anthem. Anyone who do not respect these should be treated as traitors to our Motherland. We have seen in the past how some people have disrespect our lion flag and the national anthem. We will see more destruction of our religious and cultural places in the future if you allow this Govt to continue like this. They are already giving more and more concessions to Tamils and Muslims. We must get united to stop this and the only leader we can depend on is our great leader Mahinda Rajapksa and no one else.

    Everyone’s wish is for Mahinda Rajapksa to come back. what ever said and done by these Yahaplana crooks he was the leader who kept the whole country united. He was liked by many foreign leaders around the world except coup platters America and the west. I wish he will listen to true patriots and return back to politics alone with some good decent team who have no dirt in their hands. We know he is a fighter and have guts and a backbone to stand straight in the face of danger not like the puppet on a string MY3 Sirisena. He is like a worm in front of the world leaders. We see always Ranil and Chandrika in front of him answering all the questions ignoring him because of the language problem. Real sad situation to have a President like that. What to do we have to go on with this for some time. Pray for a change soon if not we can see a divided Lanka in the near future.

  6. Leela Says:

    මොන උප්පර වැට්ටියෙන් හරි රනිල් අගමැති උනා. අාණ්ඩුව එජාපයේ. ශ්‍රිලනිප මංත්‍රිවරු හෙලුවෙන් අාණ්ඩුවට කඩේ යනව. වෙනත් පක්‍ෂකින් පත්වෙච්ච ජනාධිපති ශ්‍රිලනිපයේ සභාපති ලෙස පත්කොලා පලියට එයාට ශ්‍රිලනිප රකින්න බැහැ. මොකද එයා දැන් රනිල්ගෙ එහෙයියෙක් වෙලා ඉවරයි. විපක්‍ෂ නායකත් වක්‍රාකාරයෙන් රනිල්ගෙ එහෙයියෙක්. මහින්ද දන්සැලක් කොරේ අරලියගහ මන්දිරෙ විතරයි. රනිල් එජාපය දිනවන්න රටේ මුලු භාන්ඩාගාරයම දන්සැලක් කොරලයි තියෙන්නෙ. ඉතින් සිංහල චන්ද දායකයො රට වෙනුවට බඩ ඉස්සරහට දමලා. නැති විධායක බලයක් මවා ගෙන මෙහෙම කල හැකි නම් විධායක බලය පවරපුවහම කොහොම තියෙයිද? ඉතින් විපක්‍ෂ නායක සිරිපාල දිගටම විපක්‍ෂ නායක වෙලා ඉන්න කැමති වෙන එක පුදුමයක් නෙවෙයි. හැමදාම ශ්‍රිලනිපයට දරදිය අැද්ද සුළු පක්‍ෂවලට දැන් කෙලින්ම කපන්න පටන් අරගෙන. ඉතින් මව්නි ශ්‍රිලනිප සහ රටට අබ සරණ තමයි.

  7. AnuD Says:

    It is wrong to say that exp-president was foolish.

    He was so confident that his tricks would give him the president’s chair for a third time. He di dnot know until Maithripala Sirisena crossed that his sleuths were not that great or he was not listening to the truth that those sleuths told him. “He wanted the Astrologer to tell what he wanted to here. Even once, Maithripala Sirisena hande over nomination he tried to fool the public by hiring another Sirisena.

    So, it is he himself who screwed up him.

    He became a naked king. Maithripala Sirisena was the child who made him understand that King was naked all along.

  8. mario_perera Says:

    SOLILOQUY.– SUSANTHA SPEAKS TO HIMSELF.

    Dear Susantha,

    To soliloquize naturally means to speak to oneself. When one speaks only to oneself, that one is also expected to be the ONLY ONE who hears what the speaker has said. This means you have failed in your intent judging from the numerous commentaries your soliloquy has provoked !

    Not to worry however, because one other famous person who tried out that same subtle art, Hamlet, was also as unsuccessful as you in that very same endeavour.

    So the the next time you soliloquize make sure you are the ONLY ONE who hears your utterances.

    Mario

    Do not take offense Susantha, I am only kidding !!

  9. Susantha Wijesinghe Says:

    ALOY !! Yes I do dream. Others too dream , don’t they ? Minister of Health, had a dream. It was a dream, and he MADE IT HAPPEN. I will certainly Bless Him, but not those flies and Mosquitos who are buzzing around him, trying to obliterate his vision. HE IS SLFP CHAIRMAN. Yet he is in the Company of born losers, like Ranil. He fell into a deep well the 29th time unable to get out of the hell hole. In one his last births, he has done some meritorious act to the incumbent President, Maithreepala. The Law of Karma sent him to save Ranil from drowning, and with great compassion, President Maithreepala, humbly reciprocated and thrust him the seat of Prime Minister. He may have been born great, but certainly, did not achieve greatness.

    SOME ARE BORN GREAT,*** SOME ACHIEVE GREATNESS,***SOME HAVE GREATNESS THRUST UPON THEM.

    YES RANJIT, WHATEVER MR. MANINDA WISHES. SLFP IS WITH A MOTLEY CROWD. So Mr. Mahinda does not fit in there.

    AnuD !! You say it is wrong to say the Ex President was foolish. Then you continue in the same breath, to establish that he is foolish. Sorry, you have got your wires mixed up.

    Mario !! I hold a Diploma with Distinctions from the ENGLISH SPEAKING UNION, to teach English, signed by the then British President Win Parker, who at some stage posed for a Photograph, with Dr. Chris Nonis. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD PEOPLE SAYING, *** IAM THINKING LOUD ?***

    Yes I know, Solo is one, and Loquar is to speak. One speak with no listeners. So my Audio is off. My thought are on print “TO SEE” Iam thinking aloud. I seek no elucidation from you just now. Yes Mario, No Offence.

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